Hrm....... I guess some people feel the need for attention.......maybe mommy and daddy don't give them enough kisses at night??..... or maybe they just feel so insecure about themselves because they have small penises and really have NO use for that white roll hanging by the toilet........................ so they use this toilet paper and cry their sorrows away with a WHACKED veiw of "toilet paper art."
I'm not going to mention names, but some peeops got pretty drunkly and started acting like whorefaces and totally TPed kalea and my WHOLE yard.... and i don't know if you've evAR seen my front yard, but it would be THE ULTIMATE KING of places to TP..... it has sooooo many high big trees and rocks and flowers and shrubs.... and you know why????? cause my dad and grampa landscaped it all..... and you know asians and how particular they are about their yards..... so when my dad, practically saw his "masterpiece garden" in ruins..... all i can say is poor poor daddy. .....
I personally have NEVER TPed anyones house... i may have sat on the lawn and watched while eating popcorn, but definately not participated...... maybe i'm boring.... maybe i'm just a no-fun slut that finds TPing so junior high-ish ....but then again, some of us have not gotten over that pre-pubesent stage and still live in a world of cooties....
ionno bout you, but TPing is sooo white trashy.... guess you really were THAT bored and lame....
hahah... good joke.... wheeeEeEeee.. what fun.... count it.....
it wasn't ME who figured out the clues leading to the culprit.... it was my dad..... or maybe it was your grand stupidity????.. How convenient for you that this TPing incident occurred on a WEDNESDAY and there just happens to be a dumb posse of people called WNB (Wednesday Night Bandits) who formed together cause they gayly think it's the cool new trend to wreck havoc immaturely within the city of Elk Grove.... and who stupidly left the toilet paper wrappers on our lawn that specifically states you bought the Ralph's Supermarket brand, when the ONLY supermarket from Zach's house to mine is RALPH'S.... plus, somebody must have REALLY had respect for my dad, cause MY car was TPed, not his.... and the only person BALL-lessly SCARED enough NOT to bother with my dad's car would be .... DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL------>LEON
it's not like I really live here at home though... i visit ONCE a month since i'm in davis......YOU DUMB ASS FOOLS!!!! you didn't punish or put a joke on me..... it's not my damn garden or house.... it's my mon's and dad's.... i don't really care about it, but aparently my dad does since he tends it every other day....
I do understand my dad... he works hard to maintain these lil shrubs almost everyday..... he has the rough callused hands of a hard working man..... the only thing you have callused are your balls after being hit by your fist soooo many times...
so......there you go kids.... there's TWO lessons to be learned here.... being in a drunken stupor only makes you an immature, IN-EXPERIENCED TPer..... and if you are scared that a certain Japanese man does not like you because he is anti-social around you, messing with his "feng shui" of a garden does not win you the respect you idiotically THINK you deserve. | 
..... like they have no common sense whatsoever.....HERE HERE!! hit MEEE with the brick again..... oooooh i wish!!!!!!
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